The Grand Adventures of Madeline Cain by Emily Craven

Author:Emily Craven
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Craven Publishing

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Richard Arnoou [Be Mateys]

Yer demands have been made!

Tim Gleeve Do you think Kathy Bloomingdale is secretly a ninja? Marrrrrch 5 round abouts 17:57 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Yar scurvy self be appriciat’in this

Madeline Cain of 60 Watermelons Duh! Marrrrrch 6 round abouts 17:57 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Victoria Zeng fancies Dory (infamous sea dog) [Arr! . Fancy]

Richard Arnoou agrees that ye be mateys. About one turn o’ yer hourglass ago.

Alexa McMarshal be admirin’ One minute we’re watching a DVD then whoops! We had sex. Marrrrrch 10 roundabouts 11:17 in the Mornin’ [Arr! . Weigh In . Fancy th’ Anchor]

Jack Fox an’ 8 scallywags be enjoyin’ this.

God of Awesome Three words, eight letters. Easy to say, hard to prove: I Am Jesus. Marrrrrch 14 round abouts 10:19 in the mornin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Madeline Cain of 60 Watermelons Three words, ten letters. Easy to say, easier to prove: You Are Lame. Marrrrrch 15 round abouts 20:23 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Kathy Bloomingdale Three words, ten letters. Easy to say, easy to believe: You are sick. Marrrrrch 15 round abouts 21:33 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Madeline Cain of 60 Watermelons Followed by: We can make you better. Marrrrrch 15 round abouts 21:48 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Kathy Bloomingdale Concluded with: Come join me in this padded room. Marrrrrch 15 round abouts 17:57 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

God of Awesome Every time you see me you begin with ‘God’, I just took it to the logical conclusion. Marrrrrch 16 round abouts 11:57 in the mornin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Kathy Bloomingdale Notice we are looking up, not at you. Marrrrrch 16 round abouts 12:22 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Cliff Wheeland Well I’m a believer, just look at his user name! Marrrrrch 16 round abouts 17:39 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Madeline Cain of 60 Watermelons Yes he does have an interesting loser name! Marrrrrch 16 round abouts 17:59 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Madeline Cain of 60 Watermelons All my shoes have mysteriously disappeared, I suspect Nargles are behind it…. Marrrrrch 20 round abouts 18:03 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Cliff Wheeland Invisible Nargles perhaps. Marrrrrch 20 round abouts 18:13 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Richard Arnoou Ones that answer to the call “You horrid Mexican reptile”? Marrrrrch 20 round abouts 18:23 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Victoria Zeng Oh no! But what will you wear! It’s so cold! And they were so pretty. Marrrrrch 20 round abouts 18:33 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Madeline Cain of 60 Watermelons Don’t worry, I found the majority of them in a pile next to the heater. Don’t recall how they got there. Just like I don’t remember finishing a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle between going to bed and waking up. And Kim’s away for three days. Conclusion: Nargles. Secondary possibility: Duncan. Marrrrrch 20 round abouts 18:43 in the evenin’ [Arr! . Weigh In]

Cain Michaels Ok guys, it’s coming up to the big week.

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